Built for beer-league legends, shipped for game day.
Laxsquatch Bohemian League — Vintage Maryland Lacrosse Beer League T-Shirt
Oh Boy, What a Game!
From the land of pleasant laxing comes a legendary tradition of questionable athletic achievement.
Introducing Laxsquatch Bohemian League, a vintage brewery-inspired lacrosse tee celebrating Maryland's favorite combination of old-school sports, local beer culture, and men who absolutely refuse to admit their playing days are behind them.
Featuring our distinguished, magnificently mustachioed Sasquatch mascot in classic red-and-gold beer-label styling, this design pays tribute to the days when lacrosse sticks were wooden, helmets were optional in the backyard, and nobody needed a smartwatch to tell them they'd overdone it.
Perfect for pickup games, postgame refreshments, backyard cookouts, and telling increasingly exaggerated stories about that championship game back in 1987.
No standings. No bureaucracy. Just good friends, old sticks, and the occasional reminder that gravity is undefeated.
First Played 2026. Still Recovering.
Product Features
- Lightweight 4.5 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton for comfortable everyday wear (fiber content varies for select colors).
- Classic unisex fit with crew neckline.
- Vintage-inspired red-and-gold Laxsquatch Bohemian League artwork.
- Tubular knit construction without side seams.
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention.
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric.
- Custom Laxsquatch branding.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C/90°F) with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed artwork.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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